The Weirdest Employee Requests That HR Actually Had to Deal With

In the chaotic jungle of office life, HR tackles requests from pet snakes to nap rooms. Who knew hiring could be this entertaining?

There's a peculiar kind of magic that happens when you put a bunch of humans in an office together. It's a bit like mixing baking soda and vinegar—unexpected, chaotic, and occasionally explosive.

While most people come to work, do their jobs, and leave without incident, others seem to treat the workplace as their personal sandbox for bizarre behaviour.

Enter the heroes of this story: the HR department. These brave souls are on the front lines, dealing with a never-ending parade of requests that range from odd to downright surreal. So let's dive into the wild world of HR and some of the most peculiar employee requests they've had to navigate.

1. The Request for a ‘Pet’ Snake

Most offices have rules about bringing pets to work. But one plucky employee decided that their emotional support animal of choice was a three-foot-long boa constrictor.

Apparently, the snake was a ‘calming influence’ and would remain ‘quiet and unobtrusive’ under their desk. While the request was made with a straight face, the HR department couldn’t help but wonder what would happen if the snake decided it needed a coffee break.

The verdict? A firm ‘no’ with a side of ‘please stick to cats or dogs, preferably of the stuffed variety’.

2. The ‘Nap Room’ Petition

We all love a good nap. And it turns out, some employees love naps so much that they petitioned HR for an office nap room, complete with blackout curtains, sound machines, and an assortment of plush pillows.

While it’s true that a well-rested employee is a productive employee, HR had to draw the line at transforming the conference room into a slumber sanctuary. Instead, they suggested investing in better coffee.

3. The Request for a Personal Barista

Some people take their coffee very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that one employee requested a personal barista be hired to cater to their caffeine whims.

The request outlined specifics like latte art classes, a selection of beans sourced from a single estate in Colombia, and the ability to make a mean macchiato.

While HR admired the employee’s taste, they kindly suggested a trip to the local café instead.

4. The ‘Pants-Optional Wednesdays’ Proposal

Casual Fridays? What about pants-optional Wednesdays? One particularly bold employee thought it was high time the workplace embraced a looser dress code.

While HR acknowledged the spirit of innovation, they decided that disrupting the work environment wasn’t quite in the company’s best interest—especially given the office's penchant for glass-walled meeting rooms.

5. The ‘Chair Race’ Championship

Team bonding is important, but one employee took it to the next level with a suggestion for a monthly chair race championship. Complete with brackets, trophies, and a post-race celebration.

While HR appreciated the enthusiasm for camaraderie, they pointed out the logistical nightmare of rolling chairs and health and safety concerns.

Instead, they organised a nice, safe board game night. Much less risky, but admittedly less thrilling.

6. The ‘Bring Your Plant to Work’ Day

First, it was pets. Now, plants. An enterprising employee suggested a day dedicated to showing off their green thumb by bringing in their prized monstera or succulent collection.

While HR appreciated the sentiment of a lush, verdant office space, they foresaw a tangled mess of cables, leaves, and potential allergies.

A compromise was reached, with a scheduled visit from a local garden centre instead.

7. The Demand for a ‘No Emails After 5 PM’ Policy

In a bid for work-life balance, one group of employees requested a firm ‘no emails after 5 PM’ policy.

While HR agreed in theory, they gently reminded everyone that the modern business world is a 24/7 affair. The compromise? Encouraging managers to respect downtime while equipping employees with the right to switch off when possible.

8. The Request for a Personal Chef

Inspired by the free lunches made famous by tech giants, one employee requested a personal chef to whip up gourmet meals from 9 to 5.

While the idea of omelettes made-to-order sounded dreamy, HR had to break it to them that the budget barely stretched to ‘biscuits in the breakroom’ levels of culinary grandeur.

9. The Proposal for ‘Zoom Dance Parties’

With remote work making meetings a daily grind, one employee suggested spicing things up with mid-meeting dance breaks.

While HR loved the enthusiasm, they had to remind everyone about the unfortunate incident with the ‘mute’ button during last year’s virtual Christmas party.

Instead, they encouraged a more traditional approach to meeting breaks—like standing up and stretching.

10. The ‘Comedic Relief’ Officer

In a move that could only be described as visionary, one employee proposed hiring a ‘Comedic Relief Officer’ to keep spirits high on gloomy days.

While HR commended the creativity, they ultimately decided that each employee should take on the role in their own way.

After all, every office needs its own brand of humour, whether it’s dad jokes or witty banter.

Need Help Navigating the Weird and Wonderful?

If your own workplace is starting to feel like an episode of a surreal sitcom, it might be time to bring in the professionals.

At Coburg Banks, we understand the quirks of the modern workforce and can help you find candidates who are not only capable but also the perfect fit for your company culture.

So if you need to recruit without the chaos (or the boa constrictors), get in touch. We promise to keep it professional—well, most of the time.

We help great people get brilliant jobs in top companies.

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