The Strangest Workplace Conspiracies That Employees Actually Believe

Ah, the office: where PowerPoints lull you to sleep and conspiracies like the 'Secret Fridge Society' run wild. Who knew work could be this entertaining?

There’s something about a workplace that can bring out the curious, the suspicious, and sometimes, the downright bizarre in people.

Perhaps it’s the combination of fluorescent lighting, free coffee, and the seemingly endless repetition of PowerPoint presentations.

Or maybe it’s that inevitable moment when you realise that you’ve just spent three hours in a meeting that could have been an email.

Whatever the cause, there’s no denying that offices are breeding grounds for conspiracies so ludicrous, they make flat Earth theories look like peer-reviewed science.

So, in the spirit of entertaining absurdity, let’s dive into some of the strangest workplace conspiracies that employees actually believe.

1. The Refrigerator Conspiracy

Every office has its very own Bermuda Triangle - otherwise known as the communal fridge.

This is where lunches mysteriously disappear, yogurts migrate to unknown corners, and the odd sandwich meets an untimely demise.

The conspiracy? That there’s a secret society of lunchtime thieves operating under the cover of darkness, hell-bent on making off with your lovingly prepared quinoa salad.

Some even suspect the existence of a second, more luxurious fridge hidden somewhere in the building, accessible only to those in the know.

To join, one must successfully steal a colleague’s lunch without being caught. The initiation ritual remains shrouded in secrecy.

2. The Phantom Printer Syndrome

Ah yes, the office printer.

Everyone’s favourite source of endless frustration and the subject of countless conspiracies.

The belief here is that the office printer is plotting against you, lying dormant until you’re on a tight deadline before springing into action with a vicious paper jam, low ink alert, or mysterious refusal to connect.

Some claim it's all part of a grand scheme to protect the rainforest – by ensuring no documents are ever successfully printed.

Others believe the printer is sentient, gaining sustenance from the collective misery of the workforce.

3. The Elevator Time Loop

Elevator rides, much like office meetings, seem to defy the laws of time and space.

The conspiracy here is that elevators are designed to trap employees in a time loop, making a three-floor journey feel like a six-week odyssey.

Some employees believe there's an advanced algorithm ensuring that, no matter what button you press, you will always stop at every floor – regardless of whether anyone actually needs to get on or off.

A select few are convinced there's a secret elevator code that unlocks a hidden floor where executives lounge on bean bags and sip artisanal coffee brewed by a barista named Florian.

4. The Secret Meeting Room

Every office building supposedly has a hidden meeting room, concealed from the average employee.

It’s in this clandestine chamber that the most important decisions are made, while the rest of us are left to wonder why the stationery cupboard seems suspiciously large.

Some employees suspect that every 'out of order' sign on a meeting room door is merely a ruse, disguising the fact that the room is being used for a covert meeting where life-changing decisions are made.

And let's not forget the theory that the ‘occupied’ sign is, in fact, a decoy to prevent anyone from discovering the entrance to the room that holds the secrets of the universe (or at least the company’s Wi-Fi password).

5. The Vanishing Email Mystery

It’s a tale as old as time: you send an important email. You wait. And wait. And wait some more.

But the response never comes.

Some say there’s an entire parallel universe where emails go to die - a digital black hole that sucks in all urgent communication, sparing only the spam and forwards from your Aunt Mildred.

Others believe in the existence of a company-wide conspiracy, where emails are deliberately rerouted to a mysterious server, never to be seen again, leaving hapless employees to re-send their message in desperation.

Either that, or it just wound up in your boss's junk folder - but where's the fun in that?

The Truth Might Be Out There… But So Is Work

While these conspiracies might sound ridiculous, they add a touch of humour to the daily grind and serve as a reminder that, sometimes, reality can be stranger than fiction.

And who knows? Maybe there is a secret fridge, or a hidden floor, or a cabal of email-eating gremlins.

But until Mulder and Scully join your team, it’s probably best to focus on your to-do list.

Need to Recruit Realists (Or Just People with a Sense of Humour)?

At Coburg Banks, we’re here to help you navigate the maze of recruitment with a healthy dose of reality.

If you’re looking to find talented individuals who are grounded, professional, and maybe even a bit funny (but not that kind of funny), get in touch with us today.

Because while conspiracies are entertaining, when it comes to hiring, we believe in keeping things straightforward and sane.

We help great people get brilliant jobs in top companies.

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