Mulled Wine.

Office jargon: where saying "let's circle back"means "never", and "low-hanging fruit"is just avoiding real work. Keep your spade, not a "soil penetration facilitator".

It's that (bloody freezing) time of year again! Are you tempted to pull a sickie? You're in luck. This week, we've got some amazing (terrible) can't-quite-make-it-into-work excuses, for your inspiration!

Office rituals are as baffling as they are hilarious, from gnome promotions to mystery mug swaps. Need a fresh team to embrace your quirks? Call Coburg Banks; we’re in on the joke.