There are things in life that simply defy explanation. Like why anyone thought raisins belonged in cookies, or why some people think socks and sandals make a fashion statement. But perhaps the most baffling of all are some of the CVs that have crossed the desks of recruiters over the years.
Now, you’d think that crafting a CV is pretty straightforward – it’s a document showcasing your skills and experiences, aimed at securing that coveted job interview. However, there are some individuals who approach CV writing with all the seriousness of a novelty sock designer. And the results? Well, they're nothing short of spectacular.
So, in the spirit of shining a light on the most peculiar and perplexing offerings that recruiters have encountered, here are some standout CVs that left professionals scratching their heads – and sometimes laughing out loud.
The CV with a Side of Drama
Picture this: a recruiter opens up a CV, expecting the usual list of qualifications and experiences, only to be greeted by a dramatic introduction that would make Shakespeare swoon. This particular candidate began their CV with:
"Once upon a time, in the bustling world of marketing, there lived a passionate and daring professional named [Name]."
Ah yes, because nothing says “hire me” like a narrative fit for a fairy tale. It may not have won them the job, but it certainly won them a place in the recruiter’s hall of fame for creativity.
The CV with a Hobby to Remember
Hobbies can be a great addition to a CV, giving potential employers insight into a candidate’s personality and interests. However, one CV took this a step further, listing:
"Collecting antique spoons from around the world."
Now, while an impressive collection might be a talking point, it raised a few eyebrows as the recruiter wondered if the candidate was actually seeking a job in heritage cutlery management. Sadly, the position was in accounting, but hey, points for originality!
The CV with a Confession
Honesty is important in any application, but one candidate took it to an unexpected level, listing under "Weaknesses":
"I occasionally steal office supplies, but I’m working on it."
Well, points for honesty, I suppose. But perhaps not the best foot to put forward when applying for a role involving office administration. At least they were upfront about their kleptomaniacal tendencies?
The CV with an Over-The-Top Skill Set
In a bid to stand out, one ambitious candidate decided to list some rather unique skills:
"Fluent in Klingon, expert in medieval jousting, and capable of baking the perfect soufflé every time."
While these skills are undoubtedly impressive, the relevance to a role in digital marketing was somewhat tenuous. However, if a position ever opens up for a medieval-themed sci-fi bakery, they’ll be the first to know!
The CV That Included a Family Pet
One CV came with an unexpected addition in the “About Me” section:
"I live with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, who provides daily inspiration and feedback on my work."
While Mr. Whiskers might be a fantastic muse, the recruiter was left pondering whether the candidate’s feline friend would also be attending the interview. A bold move, but one that left the hiring panel in fits of laughter.
The CV with a Culinary Twist
Some applicants choose to attach a photograph or perhaps a portfolio of work. One enterprising individual sent in their CV with a recipe for chocolate chip cookies:
"My CV might not be sweet, but my cookies are irresistible."
While the recruiter was impressed with the candidate’s baking prowess, they were unfortunately unable to offer a role in confectionery. However, they did keep the recipe – and the candidate’s CV – for posterity.
The CV That Came in Rhyme
One applicant turned their CV into a full-blown poem, complete with stanzas revealing their career history in verse:
"In marketing I’ve thrived, my passion alive, with skills so divine, in projects I dive."
While it was an unconventional approach to say the least, you have to admire the creativity – even if it did leave the recruiter more than a little bewildered.
Need to Find Candidates Who Get It Right?
If these CVs have given you a chuckle but also made you wary of your next recruitment drive, fear not. At Coburg Banks, we specialise in finding candidates who not only have the necessary skills but also know how to present them in a way that won’t leave you shaking your head in disbelief.
If you’re looking for professionals who can impress with more than just their cat’s opinions, get in touch with us today. We promise to deliver candidates who know the difference between a CV and a comedy sketch.
