The Most Ridiculous Corporate Training Sessions Ever Created

Corporate training often feels like a bizarre circus, from mimes teaching emotional intelligence to virtual trust falls. Thankfully, Coburg Banks offers a much-needed escape from the madness with sensible, effective training solutions.

In the world of corporate buffoonery, there exists a special realm: the corporate training session.

A realm where time stands still, PowerPoint slides multiply like rabbits, and grown adults sit in stuffy conference rooms nodding along to buzzwords as if their very livelihoods depend on it.

Now, don’t get me wrong. Training sessions can be valuable. They can sharpen skills, boost morale, and turn a team of ragtag employees into a lean, mean, productivity machine.

But then, there are those that make you wonder if someone, somewhere, is having a laugh at your expense. Training sessions so utterly ludicrous that you find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality.

Let’s take a journey through some of the most head-scratchingly ridiculous corporate training sessions ever devised, and marvel at the ingenuity of the human mind when it has too much time and budget on its hands.

The ‘Emotional Intelligence’ Mime Workshop

Imagine this: a room full of professionals, all watching with rapt attention as a mime artist silently emotes through a series of workplace scenarios.

The purpose? To teach emotional intelligence, of course!

Sure, there’s nothing quite like watching someone pretend to be trapped in an invisible box to really drive home the nuances of human interaction and emotional depth.

The highlight was undoubtedly the moment the mime artist ‘listened to feedback’ by nodding sagely at an imaginary manager, which, in fairness, is more than some real managers manage to do.

The ‘Trust Fall’ for Remote Teams

Ah yes, the classic trust fall exercise. Only this time, it’s designed for remote teams who’ve never met in person.

Imagine a Zoom call where participants are asked to do a virtual trust fall. That’s right - lean back in your chair and trust that your fellow team members are there to 'catch' you.

As it turns out, not only do you have to trust your colleagues, but also the integrity of your IKEA office chair.

The only thing falling that day? Participant morale, as the absurdity of it all sank in.

The ‘Corporate Karaoke’ Icebreaker

Because nothing screams professionalism like belting out ‘Livin' on a Prayer’ while your boss does the robot dance.

This session was meant to bring teams closer together by encouraging them to let loose and have fun. And it succeeded - if by ‘succeeded’ you mean creating a cacophony of off-key singing and awkward shuffling that made everyone long for the sweet release of a fire alarm.

Participant feedback was mixed. Half loved it, and half wished they'd called in sick.

The ‘Mindfulness for Productivity’ Napping Session

Who wouldn’t want to get paid to nap at work? This training session promised to boost productivity by teaching employees the art of mindful napping.

Attendees were encouraged to lie on the floor, close their eyes, and embrace the calming sounds of ocean waves.

However, the only skill acquired was the ability to nap through anything - including the sound of the CEO loudly snoring in the corner.

To be fair, it might have been the best training session some had ever attended. The only downside? Returning to work with a sore neck and a newfound appreciation for office carpets.

The ‘Diversity and Inclusion’ Interpretive Dance

Everyone loves a good dance, but this session took it to the next level by using interpretive dance to teach diversity and inclusion.

The idea was that employees would better understand cultural differences through the medium of modern dance.

In practice? It was 45 minutes of awkward flailing and questionable choreography that left everyone more confused than enlightened.

At least it got people moving… even if it was in the opposite direction when the instructor wasn’t looking.

The ‘Leadership Through Animal Dynamics’ Safari

Yes, you read that right. A corporate training session that involved observing animals at a safari park to learn about leadership dynamics.

Participants watched lions, elephants, and meerkats, all while a consultant attempted to draw parallels between the animal kingdom and the boardroom.

The main takeaway? That some people will go to any lengths to justify a day out of the office.

And lions? They’re just as uninterested in human leadership theories as the rest of us.

Looking for Training That Actually Works?

If you’ve had enough of these mind-boggling sessions and you’re ready for training that actually makes sense, look no further.

At Coburg Banks, we understand that effective training should be practical, engaging, and dare we say it… useful.

Our recruitment experts find candidates who not only have the skills you need but are also open to sensible professional development.

So, if you’re ready to ditch the nonsense and get serious about training, get in touch with us at Coburg Banks. We promise no mimes, no dancing, and absolutely no virtual trust falls.

We help great people get brilliant jobs in top companies.

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