Alive without breath...

Excuses galore! From magical train hijackings to cats stuck in trees, some candidates will do anything to dodge an interview. At Coburg Banks, we find professionals who show up without the theatrics.

Ah, the corporate world—where buzzwords buzz like bees in a boardroom! Let's retire jargon like "synergy"and "paradigm shift"and just speak human, shall we?

Ah, the modern office: where "fun culture"means unlimited tea bags, but not necessarily decent pay or flexible hours. Priorities, anyone?