What Happens When You Bring Your Mum to a Job Interview

Bringing your mum to an interview is like setting the stage for a sitcom: cringe-worthy interruptions and childhood stories galore. Trust Coburg Banks to find candidates who can stand solo without the parental fanfare!

Imagine, if you will, the classic scene of a job interview: a pristine office, a well-pressed suit, nerves jangling like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. You’re prepared for the standard questions: “What are your strengths and weaknesses?” “Where do you see yourself in five years?” “Why do you have a five-year gap on your CV labeled ‘Netflix and Chill’?”

But now, imagine throwing an unexpected element into this careful equation – your mother. Yes, you read that correctly. In a bizarre twist of fate, you’ve decided that the woman who used to pack your lunch and iron your pants should accompany you on this career-defining endeavor. What could possibly go wrong?

The Unforgettable Entrance

Let’s start with the entrance. You walk in, resume in hand, confidence teetering on the edge. But behind you, like an over-enthusiastic supporting act, is your mother. She’s armed with a handbag the size of a small country and a smile that could blind someone at ten paces.

The interviewer is already confused. They were expecting one candidate, not a family reunion. While you’re wishing for the ground to swallow you whole, Mum’s already insisting on rearranging the furniture to “create a more welcoming environment.”

Within moments, she’s offered the interviewer a mint, asked about their family, and somehow managed to find a mutual friend.

Meanwhile, you’re sitting there, balancing on the precipice of existential dread and hoping she doesn’t start showing them your baby photos.

The Sympathetic Interrogation

Now, onto the actual interview. Mum’s managed to settle down, but not before making a comment about how she always knew you’d do great things as she pats your hand reassuringly.

“Tell us about yourself,” the interviewer begins, glancing at you.

“Well,” you start, but before you can elaborate on your professional achievements, Mum swoops in with a tale about how you won a “Most Improved” award in Year 6.

Suddenly, you’re not a dynamic go-getter with a five-year plan. You’re a 12-year-old who once accidentally set the classroom curtains on fire during a science experiment. Thanks, Mum.

The Interruption Olympics

Now it’s time for the interviewer to probe deeper into your professional skills. You’re asked about your ability to handle stress, and as you begin to answer with a well-rehearsed anecdote, your mother interrupts to remind you to “tell them about the time you made it through a whole week of exams without crying once.”

Ah yes, the pinnacle of stress management. Because nothing prepares you for corporate strategy meetings like GCSE exams.

The interviewer presses on, asking about your leadership skills. But Mum has already launched into a story about the time you organized the family holiday and managed to get everyone to the airport on time. Surely, that’s the same as managing a team of adults in a high-pressure business environment?

The Awkward Farewell

The interview wraps up, and you’re desperately trying to salvage what’s left of your dignity. But Mum’s not done yet. She insists on giving a heartfelt speech about how proud she is of you, and how the company would be lucky to have “such a hardworking and kind” person on their team.

As you leave, she hands out homemade cookies and insists on shaking everyone’s hand, leaving the interviewer with a bemused smile and your confidence in tatters.

Walking out of the building, you’re left wondering if you should thank her for the support or quietly smother her with a cushion.

Need to Recruit Without Parental Input?

As entertaining as it might be to picture this scenario, it’s safe to say that most employers prefer candidates to appear at interviews solo - and for good reasons.

If your recruitment process is bringing in entire family entourages or if you’re just looking for candidates who can handle interviews without a parental wingman, we can help.

At Coburg Banks, we specialize in finding candidates who can stand on their own two feet—and answer questions without being interrupted by tales of their childhood exploits.

If you need to keep the focus on professional capabilities rather than parental cheer squads, get in touch. We promise to keep the interviews strictly one-on-one.

We help great people get brilliant jobs in top companies.

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